Billboard Music Messes

My attempts to not delay this morning were violently struck down by a storm last night and a metric ton of things to do this morning. Clearly I am bad at blogging, deadlines, and life.

Anyway, last night were the Billboard Awards. There were several badly dressed people, and since we’re also in the middle of Cannes, and Eurovision was this weekend, I found myself debating what to write about due to an overabundance of options.

But here we have some of the offenders from last night’s event.

I am just confused by this. It is far too see-through in far too many places.

It is also see-through on her toes. I don’t know why that just really illustrates the problem with this whole see-through trend to me, but it really does. I hate this. It’s so slouchy and droopy. I HATE the random dripping bits. It just doesn’t make any sense to me.

Then we have Alyssa Milano wearing sheer palazzo pants, which should just not be a thing. Palazzo pants really shouldn’t be a thing outside the realm of the mother of the bride, and even then not really.

I like the top part quite a lot. I wish she hadn’t worn it with sheer palazzo pants; it just makes it awful.

If the top was even slightly longer, she should have just worn that. I have an infinite amount of haterade for those pants.

Then this is not see-through, it is just unnecessary.

I get having slits in things, but putting a waist-high slit in something that is already mid-thigh just seems….unnecessary.

I get that this is practically church-appropriate in the mad world of Ke$ha, in that her eyebrows are not bejeweled and her hair looks washed. But this is completely unnecessary, and I’m peevish that Givenchy made that dress. It’s also basically a very short sack with ruffles and a giant slit. How is that cute?!

Then last, but not least, we have Miley Cyrus as a Harlequin.

I am so not okay with this.

Dear Balmain,

Please do not take inspiration from mimes and court jesters.

Love,

Everyone.

(Photo Credits: JustJared)