Excuse Me, But Are You Aware That You’re Wearing Piano Pants?

It was piano pants or the Doppler Effect, but one of these was significantly nerdier for a title.  It was also technically “piano leggings” but that doesn’t quite have the same pleasing alliteration, now does it?

My hatred for patterned leggings is thoroughly established.  These look ridiculous, and I want to shake this unknown cycling type for wearing them.  This would be one of the few socially acceptable times to wear yoga pants or other similarly skin-tight, stretchy clothing out of the house, but no.  She went for crazily patterned leggings on top of a helmet so vividly yellow, it might be visible from space.

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